TUESDAY 2053

Bloody hell...

I have 4 assignments overdue, plus a crapshitload of work from English that we never got around to doing, and I'm starting reproduction in Science. Great. Just great.

Why are people so immature about sex? It happens. GET. OVER. IT. It doesn't even carry half as many oppurtunities for immaturity as, say, fingerpaints. Or permanent markers and shaving cream. Or chocolate fondue.

For that matter, why is everyone else so...weird about the whole subject? Even Jaz is all 'EWWWWWWWW' about the whole thing. WHAT THE FUCK? ('scuse my pun.)
To put things in perspective for everyone: almost everything on this planet has sex, in the traditional manner, in some way, shape or form. Fish have sex. Bees have sex (in a weird way). Birds have sex. Even the cute fluffy kitties have sex. If it wasn't for sex, all that would exist would be plants and amoeba. And maybe some other bacteria.

And everything pretty much boils down to sex anyway. War started over sex. Ugg wanted Ogg's girlfriend, so (these being primitive times) he killed Ogg and stole his girlfriend. Or he just stole Ogg's girlfriend and then Ogg killed him etc. etc.
Then, it escalated. Ogg had more chicks than Ugg, so Ogg started a war with Ugg's tribe to get Ugg's women. And so on.
Admit it, whydon'tcha. It's all about sex.

And then we get the problem of stress in the world. It is a proven fact that sex can:

Induce altered states of conciousness (I have read a first-hand account of a woman having an out-of-body experience during sex)
Relieve stress
Potentially add years to one's lifespan

Now, while I'm not advertising that we should all start having sex with whoever we like, I am saying that people should be less uptight about it. And hey - don't feel bad about telling your guy that he's actually not very good in bed. I've (gently) reminded Matt on a few occaisions. He takes it pretty well (not that he really has a choice, but that's not the point). Word it right and all should be fine.
And if you honestly have a thing for guys in leather, well...try it. Hell, worked for me - not the leather though, but the whole restriction-of-movement thing worked just fine between myself and Matt (personally, I think he likes being the dom, holding all the reins, even if he does look more like a submissive sort of guy). And I found out a few things that I like that I had no idea about (probably because I only have one set of hands).

Anyway, my entire point here is: Sex exists. Get over it.

And that's my rant for today.